Surfing A Different Kind Of Web |
A mountain bike rider doesn't really stand a chance of seeing these fine works of the Arachnids until it is too late. I have taken my past experiences as a warning though. I went quite slowly on my first circuit through the Camp's South side.
Squinting into the shadows, I could barely make out the gleam of the spider's handiwork before I tore through it. Most webs have their makers residing somewhere on them. As I said, usually in the center, right where your body makes contact with the web as you ride along. I saw several within the first 100 yards in. I would stop, pick up a stick, and looking like a mountain biking version of Harry Potter, I would wave my wooden wand and strike down the offending eight legged creature and then mount up and ride away.
A Likely Spot For Them |
I suppose I would have looked pretty spastic out there had anyone other than the couple young deer had seen me. Fortunately, no one did. I made one slow circuit, then it was wide open. I ripped through the turns, the hard pack, Geax Gato tires, and Salsa Cycles Big Mama all working in harmony. Well, now that I figured out the air pressure settings this tire likes!
I was running 20psi rear and in the mid teens up front. Those TNT sidewalls were just getting really happy at these pressures and allowing the tire to work the terrain much better than they would at higher pressures. Even in corners covered in an inch of fine sand, I was getting Velcro-like traction while ripping through the corner. Outstanding!
I'll have more to say about the Gato soon on Twenty Nine Inches.
Hopefully, I'll have no more to say about riding through anymore spider webs!
Wave one of your arms through the webs until it is covered in web, then rub up and down over the stuff until it forms a bracelet. Lasts for ages and way more cool than those little yellow numbers.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing the spiders don't bite?
@Johann Rissik: Oh no, they will bite you given the chance. Spider bites are somewhat commonplace here where I live. Generally they are just a nuisance, no more bothersome than most insect bites, but if the spider is large enough, its venom may make you feel nauseous for a bit.
ReplyDeletemg can certainly recall a mw at indian caves running thru a massive web and then spazzing out in a full-on bike helmet and bike throwing freakout caused by too many web bashing encounters in the first few minutes of the ride.
ReplyDeleteI was there last night and there's plenty of webs for ya again......
ReplyDeleteI hate spiders. Really. MW, I'd be right there with you.
ReplyDeleteWe rode 5 laps at the camp today - two of us - so that would be 10 laps and by the time I got around on another lap there would be another web or two. But really is there a problem with spider bits? - can't say I've ever had one. Still a nuisance on the face.
ReplyDeleteJohn
@john: Your math is wonky. Two people rode 5 laps each. Okay. That makes sense.
ReplyDeleteSpider bites happen all the time. I get one every other year, on average. Lots of people do.