|Renegade Gents Race "Barns For Jason" 2018 version|
Once again I made the smart decision to bring the family down the night before and stay in Ankeny, Iowa. That sure beats driving down the day of and having to drive back again the same day. Since the Careless Whispers are not concerned with speed, we get seeded a really early start time. That would make it so I had to get up at about 4:00am if I wanted to get down there before the start time and have any chance of yakking with folks pre-event.
I was anxiously checking the hourly forecast while we were waiting on our food at the Ankeny Diner Friday evening. The temperatures were looking to be into the mid-teens above zero at the time I was going to have to leave and meet team captain, Steve. He was riding up from his house in Johnston, Iowa and I was planning on riding from Ankeny to Slater with him. I was seriously questioning the wisdom of this plan as I ate my fish and chips. But I was all-in, so there was no turning back at that point. I ate my dinner and went to sleep with the idea of waking up at 6:00am to grab some breakfast before heading out into the chilly air.
|Cruising the Northwest edges of Ankeny looking for Captain Steve in sub-freezing weather.|
After a couple of quick text messages I hooked up with Steve and we began our Northward trek to Slater. That's where you can find the Nite Hawk Bar & Grill where the Gent's Race starts and ends. The gravel vacillated from big, chunky white rock to very smooth, sandy, grittiness. We were slogging along at around 10-13mph and realized about four miles out from Slater that we'd have very little time to get signed on, take care of any loose ends, and get to the starting line in time for our scheduled 9:26 departure. Steve kicked it in and sped up the burly Salsa Cycles Blackborow as much as he could.
|Steve hustling the Blackborow into Slater. Note the icon plate on his rack. The team's namesake......|
|Early pace line action|
The big deal was that the Sun was out and we were all in good spirits, enjoying the company and the day. It really made a big difference in our attitudes. The first miles went by without incident. We got passed and we passed others. We got into the 10 mile stretch of head wind and we all just plugged along with no issues.
We didn't stop until someone called up for a nature break. Well, we kind of had a slow up right out of the gate when Bob dropped his doughnut package. He grabbed it and was back on without much of a hitch though. Otherwise we powered through the headwind section and made the right turn when Steve got frisky.
See, Steve had just told us before getting out of the headwind section that we should expect that he would be off the back, having trouble keeping pace, since he was pedaling that huge truck of a bike. However; it was the rest of us that found ourselves off the back when Steve hit the afterburners and took a flyer for a couple of miles. So much for not keeping pace!
|Hi jinx at the checkpoint were my downfall.|
So I helped in killing off a couple of Bud heavies, two cans of Four Loko, and a few swigs of whiskey. Then I mounted up and saw Rob from Lincoln. The Cycle Works guys were all there and so I stopped over to say hello. When that was over I think the alcohol took over and I just left without the team!
I was way up the road before I got a text from Steve that they were trying to track me down, so I stopped to wait awhile. I decided then that I was better off riding than trying to stand and I took off again. Well, they caught me eventually and then they had to baby sit me after that point. So this year it was me that had "issues". Seems like one of the team seems to be this way every year, and it was my turn. I was "okay" as long as I was riding, but whenever the guys wanted to stop I would have issues remounting and I actually fell a couple times. Bad boy!
Anyway, once we were rolling I seemed to be holding their wheels okay. I didn't know why at the time but the word came back to me that we were taking the bike trail from the East back into town. I knew that was throwing in the towel. I found out later the guys decided that if we had continued on the route we would have not made the 4:00pm cut-off time so they decided to bail out at the crossing of the trail.
Hey, I am absolutely okay with that! I had zero say in the matter anyway in my condition. When I got back to the lot where everyone was parking bikes I sat down at the corner of an adjacent steel building and just chilled out for a while. Suddenly Squirrel and Steve were standing over me asking if I was hungry. Well.....yeah! I was, so Steve bought me a burger and that set my boat aright almost instantly.
Then Mrs. Guitar Ted came along not long afterward and collected me and we were off to the house. It was a fantastic day on the bike and I got over the Gent's Race distance despite cutting the course at the end since I had ridden up with Steve. So it was that the Gent's Race 2018 ended. Can't wait till the next one, but maybe I'll back off on the juice and up the food quota when that happens.
Thanks: To Bike Iowa, The Nite Hawk Bar & Grill, The Careless Whispers (Bob, Captain Steve, D'Corn, and Sam), any and all volunteers, and all the riders. Special shout out to the organizers of the Renegade Gent's Race. Another well run event!